It only required several steps.
From removing the black spray paint....
...to adding bobeches...
...bulbs, crystals and new chain.
And hiring help, I (almost) never hire help, to move the box and hang the new fixture.
(Why the dishes & such, you ask? Getting ready to entertain & feeling too lazy to move it all for pictures!)
But finally, this "fixture redesign" is done!
And...Happily Ever After!